Ensidia

DID....

This could easily be one of the funniest thread ever in a forum. Its about when you laughed when it wasant really the time for it, examples is like smiling/laughing in a funeral because after all those tragic moments of a dear person passing away you thought about something extremly wierd in that situation, well you get the picture :P. Write about your moments in real life where you laughed but you should'nt. I start with a warm up sentance, I have plenty of this in my memory xD.

Im living in Sweden and here we have a retirement homeservice for the older people in my society. They visits you like 3 or 4 times a day, brining breakfast, lunch, dinner etc. They check if the person is okey and then they move to another person who needs the same treatment. All older people pay for this service, they'll clean, wash etc you get the picture, they help older people in the autumn of life sort of speak. And my grandmother also have this service, she's 86 years old now. My mother have always said that when grandmother was middle aged she was a really good housewive sort of speak, the house was always cleaned, the dinner was cooked with purely swedish recepies, like values from a forgotten time where the dad works and mom is home taking care of the house/children etc, nothing wrong about god 'ol traditional values imo. She was very pedantic.

Anyway some years ago there was comming a man from the retirement homeservice to vacuum clean the house, so far so good. He "cleaned" the house according to my grandmother and when we had a dinner with the rest of the family she said this : well, there was a man here and he cleaned the house but im not really satisfied with it, she started.

- Okey I thought, its always some complaining about the retirement service here in Sweden, all youths know that! Then she said : the man who cleaned was from Africa.

- DAAAMN, now this got pretty interesting. (Firstly : I'm not a racist nor my family, hence Im 50% Swedish only, but when it comes to foreign people and when old folks talk about them, they simple havent been experiance other peoples than swedish people if they are 80 y +. maybe just at the hospitals but anyway). She continues : the African man tried to use the vacuum cleaner, but he couldnt, I really dont know why, he was trying and trying.

- I got really red cheeks now, this is so damn funny, my grandmother is telling the rest of us that a black man was trying to use the vacuum cleaner xD. The punchline was : I dont know why he coudlnt use the vacuum cleaner, maybe they dont have those cleaners in Africa? She was serious about that question. - I burst out a little laughter but I quickly swallowed it, my face was all red by now hahahaha... I should have kept my mouth shut :P. Damn I love my grandmother :)

Bring your funny moments!

Well death is my biggest fear,laughter is my biggest deffensive mechanism so you do the math >.>

you can say that i'm not the greatest person to comfort people when someone from their family/friends dies :X

srsly, all your topics sucks, now i laughed.

I laugh almost every time when someone hurts himself/gets hit by something etc. I laugh when people die in movies (dunno if I would laugh if a random person would die IRL in front of my eyes, but I probably would). I laugh about racist jokes. Dunno, I probably laugh about many more inappropriate things. :D

Do you really have to make a topic about every single idea that comes into your fucking mind? >.>

Yea I'm gonna be honest, you post way to many topics.